Released: Oct 01st, 2004
Running Time: 91
Director: F J Lincoln
Company: VCA Pictures
Cast: Mario Rossi, Mick Blue, Jamie Brooks, Tristan Seagal, Michelle B., Shy Love, Roxy Jezel, Evan Stone, Rebecca Bardoux, Gia Paloma, Kellemarie
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Bardoux's name still sells to some, but retailers will probably do better mentioning all the young blondes.
We're always glad to see veteran actress Rebecca Bardoux doing anything hardcore, though here her sexual activities are confined to demonstration of a (quite decent) b.j. of Tristan Seagal to fledgling performer Jamie Brooks - but if writer Patty Rhodes had really followed through on the mainstream movie this uneven feature rips off - er, pays homage to - Bardoux would mount her own XXX production and do the horizontal rock 'n' roll with the best of 'em - which we certainly believe she could do.
Sadly, Bardoux mostly confines her acting to a portrayal of the worst type of porn manager: price gouging and delivering unprepared actresses late to the set. Fortunately, some of the gals under her charge, as well as some others, have natural talent - such as Jamie's cowgirl and mish of Seagal, and later, some even better girl/girl pussy licking and glass-dildo play with Kellemarie.
On about the same level of heat - not volcanic but not half-bad - is Evan Stone's casting couch treatment of Michelle B., who rocks his world nicely with mish and doggie. Somewhat better is the finale, with Gia Paloma sucking Benjamin Brat's fingers before opening her ass for doggie, mish and reverse cowgirl, ending with a deposit on her tongue. We also had high hopes for Shy Love's tub-side mish and doggie with Mario Rossi, but due to its location and so-so camerawork, it ultimately fails to rise above the rest.