Released: Oct 01st, 2004
Running Time: 97
Company: Madness Pictures
Cast: Alexis Malone, Angel Long, Rob Rotten, Taylor Rain, Cherry Rain, Barrett Blade, Rachel Rotten, Justine (I), Tristan Seagal, Ron Jeremy
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Everybody loves Ron ? add Taylor Rain and it\'s a lock.
Ron Jeremy, dressed in a totally cornball purple-and-gold genie getup, grants a series of hot fuck bunnies a crack at their "deepest, darkest, secret" sexual fantasies, with lots of eyeball-rolling one-liners in between.
While the dialogue might elicit groans, however, the sex is sure to induce other, more ecstatic emanations. You can rarely go wrong with Taylor Rain, whose fantasy apparently is to be Cleopatra, Queen of Double Orifice Cramming (and has said fantasy fulfilled by Talon and Tristan Seagal). Rachel and Rob Rotten's punk-dream bonk also delivers the goods, as does the enchanted forest-set girl/girler between winged pixies Justine and Cherry Rain.
The production value is pretty good here, shot in hoity-toity widescreen, with occasionally nicely done special effects and some fun set design. But the real point of note is that Ron performs - in the final scene, with Angel Long. As somebody somewhere once said, long live the king.