Released: Nov 01st, 2004
Running Time: 84
Company: Notorious Productions
Distribution Companies: Multimedia
Cast: Dave Hardman, Gabrielle (I), Byron Long, Candy Apples
Critical Rating: AA 1/2
Stock for fans of Candy Apples and the sideshow curiosity factor.
Why does a goat suck its own penis? Because it can. This is the same reasoning behind this tape. The sex scenes seem incidental, though the sex is competent and fairly nasty. The tape is essentially an infomercial, largely for a dildo-manufacturer; and sadly, the factory tour is just about the most interesting aspect of the tape. Watching Candy Apples straining to cram just half of the glans of a 3 foot long monster dildo into her pussy is very much like watching a woman giving birth in those educational science films at school. So fun and erotic. Points off for padding out the total running time with repeat footage and for a lengthy, pointless segment about the Black Hills Millennium Rally in Sturgis, North Dakota that barely shows Candy Apples and does not show her engaging the massive dildo, King Dong, at all, though Candy says she is bringing it with her.