Anal Mermaids (Private Black Label 35)

Released: Nov 01st, 2004
Running Time: 100
Director: Kovi
Company: Private North America
Cast: Sintia Stone, Monika (I), Judy (I), Maya Gold, Victoria Swinger, Lauro Giotto, Choky Ice, Dorina (I), Mercedes (I), Zenza Raggi, James Brossman, Barbara Voice
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Genre: All-Sex

SYNOPSIS

Hot anal release with some oddness; stock a couple.

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There is not one underwater fuck scene is this supposed "mermaid" video. What up with that? Instead, we get some sort of inter-scene narration about how mermaids have shed their scales and now walk on land. This is annoying, as are the new age soundtrack and odd sexual setups. (Note to Kovi: fake afros, not sexy.) Thing is, Private still manages to produce consistently scorching hot porno.

Mercedes scene alone is worth the rental, and even the worst Private-produced sex trumps most other efforts. Victoria Swinger's threesome is hot, too, with her wicked smile and wanton cocklust.

Pre-nom for Best DVD Menus. The fact that Kovi went so far as to get all that underwater gear for the menus and the between-scene interludes is nuts, but real pretty.