Let's say for the moment that you're an 18-year-old knockout vacationing in Bermuda with your boyfriend. Any sane man would eat a bucket of shit just to lick your ass, but the boyfriend treats you like the proverbial ball and chain. Eventually, you discover he's been cheating on you. What to do?

A reasonable response might be to break up with him by kicking his ass out of the hotel room. Private girlz prefer to go for rectal revenge. Suddenly, every loose guy on the island (and their buddies) are up to their eyeballs in tookie. The result is typical Private material: gorgeous babes making smiley faces at the camera - as if they were baking cookies instead of hosting 10 inches of uncut Euro-cock up their buttholes.

The dialogue is slow and delivered with thick accents, but there's a big market for such visually breathtaking stuff (though it can seem sterile).

Retailing: For Private and anal fans ... set in the tropics.