There is a reason why the terrorists hate America, and it has nothing to do with our freedom.

No, friends, the terrorists hate us because Americans feel it necessary sometimes to put out porn movies that run over four hours.

For all his time spent cavity searching, all Erik Everhard manages to find are willing chicks who apparently haven't figured out they could also use their vaginas for sex.

Still you have to give it up for Amy Ried and the rest of the female cast. They're first-rate and don't know their asses from a hole in the ground. Perfect.

Pre-nom: Best Anal Release.

Retailing: Stock in your anal sex aisle.