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Hey Boys?I'm Legal

Released: Dec 01st, 2004
Running Time: 63
Director: Taylor Dennis
Company: Demolition Video
Cast: Lena Juliette, Brett Rockman, Cidni Stephens, Cherry Poppens, Lee Stone, Jay Ashley
Critical Rating: AAA
Genre: Gonzo

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If you need filler for your teen section, here you have it.

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Critical Rating: AAA

On the surface, this title has great promise. Clever title, adorable girl on the box cover and each girl kicking off her pre-fuck interview with the title phrase. Sadly, that's just surface. Of the three scenes here, only the opener is executed well enough to ease Joe Raincoater's pornographic needs.

Cherry Poppens is the minx on the cover, and is thankfully in the first scene. She tells us all about herself and gets naked for the camera. She's a natural redhead and doesn't shave, so she's got quite the fire bush going on down there. Lee Stone walks in to take advantage of her legal status, and his darkly tanned skin contrasts beautifully with her extreme paleness. They have an energetic coupling that starts with a little muff-diving and salad tossing, and ends with a pop to Cherry's dirty little kisser.

Lena Juliette's threeway with Brett Rockman and Jay Ashley has potential as wank material. Unfortunately, the boys can't stop chattering to each other, and the footage contains WAY too many close-ups of their scrotums. Lena's a hot teen with great natural tits, and it would have been nice to see more of her. Footage of Lena's superb cock-sucking skills and her enjoyment of Brett's large dick in her ass is far too brief.

Cidni Stephens has got a LOT of enthusiasm and cute, tiny titties. She looks extremely young, and her cries at one point of, "Oh DADDY!" over and over again are sure to trip somebody's trigger, but may disturb others. Those things are the only high points of this lackluster scene. The deal-breaker is when she removes her panties and reveals an astonishingly bad case of (what is hoped to be) razor burn.


 

Related Content:

Demolition Video
Lena Juliette
Brett Rockman
Cidni Stephens
Cherry Poppens
Lee Stone
Jay Ashley
Taylor Dennis

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