Shot south and north of the border, this title begins with a memorably hot encounter with Lopez and Everhard - who slams her ass, stuffs her panties down her throat and then makes her lick his stinky fingers before blasting his load in her face. For viewers who enjoy this sort of play, the scene makes the purchase (or rental) entirely worthwhile in itself. (Amusingly, the behind-the-scenes footage shows the director explaining to Lopez that an A2M pop shot is a benefit of the NAFTA agreement.)

That fact that Lopez is attractive (what perky nipples!) and eager for action explains why the title rates as high as it does; all subsequent scenes contain one or the other of these crucial ingredients but rarely both. The double anal scene with Cherry makes a valiant effort. Sorry, amigos. Ciérrese solamente ningún cigarro.