Released: Dec 01st, 2004
Running Time: 134
Director: Uncle Lanny
Company: Trampas Video
Distribution Companies: Old Pueblo
Cast: Jello, Krystall, Roxy (I), Heather (I), Nikki (I), Nadia (I), Alex (I), Reese (I), Ry, Zorro, Jennifer (I), Natalie (I), Jennifer (II), Savanna, Kirk, Monique (I)
Critical Rating: AAA
Amateur poon hounds should be flagged down for this offering.
Uncle Lanny mines familiar territory with this well-meaning collection of amateurs fucking for dough. The set-ups are the typical modeling audition gone hardcore. The exception here is Uncle Lan doesn't get any, he sits woefully behind the camera, using stand-in studs with varying degrees of talent.
A winning permutation has platinum topped Heather getting finger-banged by an 'aw, shucks!' Ry. The sprightly pixie gyrates her ink-covered body around, to the delight of Ry. He jumps to attention for some mish before the facial.
Dressed like cocktail waitresses at a Tucson strip club circa 1991, Roxy, Nikki and the aptly monikered Jello have their way with each other on a floor mattress. The randy threesome take great pleasure in licking and probing each other with the vast collection of vibes and toys Uncle Lanny has so generously provided.