Talk about self-aggrandizement. Danni, who claims to be "the most downloaded girl on the Internet," kicks off this release with a lengthy infomercial for her mail order rubber tits. This is no way to win friends and influence people. Subsequently, when the meat and potatoes portion kicks into high gear, the title begins to serve its purpose.

Following a strict formula: two near-naked models chat it up for a while, noodle around with a smidgeon of lesbian foreplay and then perform solos on small, stylized sets, like a papier-mâché bowling alley or a cheerful, well-lit dungeon.

If it sounds like a completely synthetic atmosphere, you'd be right. Except for the generous helpings of tits themselves, there's not a genuine moment to be found - and that's entirely beside the point! The audience for this kind of stuff wants suggestive behavior, leering tease and peeks at hardcore genitalia without the messy aftertaste. So be a sport and make it available to them, why don'tcha?