Released: Dec 01st, 2004
Running Time: 86
Director: Jill Kelly
Company: Jill Kelly Productions
Cast: Cindy Crawford, Kai Wu, Sasha Swenson, Anthony Hardwood, Ashley Fries, Tony Sexton, Kurt Lockwood, Victoria Givens, Ashton Moore, Mario Rossi, Alex Rox, Dani Woodward
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Lame humor but good sex in a mock-horror setting.
This attempted send-up of the mainstream mock-horror series Scary Movie mostly falls flat in its humor. Fortunately, there's some good sex to be found, most notably the final scene, with Cindy Crawford as a beautiful "Frankenstein monster" created by mad scientist Kurt Lockwood. Cindy's excellent in her mish and cowgirl ride on the exam table, and she takes his spew right on her tongue.
Also worth mentioning is the three-girl tangle by the feature's "hostesses" Ashley Fries, Ashton Moore and Sasha Swenson, which includes plenty of finger-fucking and dildo play.