Released: Dec 01st, 2004
Running Time: 100
Director: Patrick Handsome
Cast: James Brossman, Angelina (I), Sabrina (I), Jane Darling, Fanny, Lauro Giotto, Caroline Cage, Bob Terminator, J.P.X., Alain Delain, Kell Moon, Lianna, Thomas Stone
Critical Rating: AAA
We prescribe a healthy dose of passion for the highly unimaginative condition ailing this release.
Apparently, certain European hospitals salt their food with Viagra - which may be the only explanation as to why the male patients are jumping out of bed with perpetual stiffies. While obviously fit enough for multi-partnered d.p. action, the stunning-but-chilly nurses dutifully man their stations with all the fervor of a pornographic pap smear.
Had the director some sense of basic sensuality, the title might've made better use of its crisply-shot location. Virtually no effort is spent tweaking this old loop-inspired chestnut into an engaging piece. Shedding their costumes as quickly as possible, the performers can't even muster the pretense of role-playing, which is the whole point of such an exercise.
Best of the lot is a threeway with Sabrina, Bob and Alain. Confidentiality aside, the trim caretaker takes care of her doctor/patient relationship, beginning with a tasty rectal inspection. With Sabrina's disarming smile and sparkling eyes on the end of one cock and the other up her ass, the scene overflows with potential.