Released: Jan 01st, 2005
Running Time: 120
Director: Dale Jordan
Company: Baby Doll Pictures
Cast: Jessica Sweet, Magnum (I), Dick Tracy, Samantha Slater, Veronica Lynn, Jordan Haze, Tyce Bun', Tyler Woods, Jordan Fliess, Grant Michaels, Mica, Adam Wilde
Critical Rating: AA
The Baby Doll line is usually good; this one may fly due to brand recognition.
Recipe for boredom a la porn: Take one unconvincing diner set, add a scantily-clad waitress and a lone male customer, stir in rotten ad-libs, and mix until everything congeals into a bland, generic batter. Keep repeating in precisely the same manner until unsatisfied viewers eventually fall asleep.