Released: Jan 01st, 2005
Running Time: 112
Company: Madness Pictures
Cast: Otto Bauer, Emily Davinci, Jassie (I), Melissa Lauren, Marco Duato, Trent Tesoro, Lee Stone, Nikki Loren, Nautica Thorn
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Intelligent, porn-savvy direction raises this young-girl series above the pack.
Who says wall-to-wall features can't be humorous? Certainly not director Dcypher, who begins with a typical porn set-up: Nautica Thorn wants Otto Bauer to raise her grades. That quickly breaks down as Bauer notes, "They're just going to fast-forward to the b.j. anyway" - so the D man saves the viewer the trouble and does the scan himself.
Each scene begins with a similar stab at porn mediocrity, but the set-ups don't last long, and what follows is usually eminently watchable. Best are the Thorn/Bauer mish/doggie/reverse cowgirl coupling, Melissa Lauren's drippy b.j. of Lee Stone (after being instructed on exactly how he likes his sex) and the following mish, both cowgirl positions and anal doggie; and Marco Duato's translator, who stays by his bed to interpret to him Emily Davinci's desires - which include plenty of cowgirl and doggie - and a couple of squirts.
Notable on the DVD is the featurette, "Steve Austin's 'The Nastier Side'," which gets up close and personal with several gals' pussies. It's apparently Austin's signature featurette, and fans may want to look for it on other disks as well.