Released: Feb 01st, 2005
Running Time: 91
Company: Kick Ass Pictures
Cast: Megan Martinez, Lee Stone, Aurianna, Stacey Sweet, Seth Dickens, Steven St. Croix, Jennifer Luv, Jassie (I), Brian Surewood, Jay Ashley
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
It\'ll have teen fans jumping for joy.
Only in a Teen Power! title would you get a sketch essentially portraying Mary-Kate Olsen banging her rehab counselor in order to get out in time for a Paris movie premiere. (Not that Megan Martinez, the featured girl in said sketch, looks anything like Mary-Kate Olsen, but it hardly matters.)
Meanwhile, in less edgy but more vivacious scenes, there's Jennifer Luv screwing attorney Lee Stone to get her uncle's will changed, and Jassie showing Seth Dickens exactly what one "M.J." won't do to get closer to a certain web-slinging (and splooge-slinging, apparently) superhero.
The action is super-spankable throughout, as usual, and on the DVD, you get some very funny outtakes with Steven St. Croix clowning it up as only he can.