Released: Feb 01st, 2005
Running Time: 81
Director: Leon Gucci
Cast: Jon Martin, Richard Pacheco, John C. Holmes, Desiree West, John Seeman, Cris Cassidy, Crystal Dawn, Bonnie Holiday, Dorothy Lemay, Michael Morrison, David Morris, Desiree Cousteau, Annette Haven, Paul Thomas, Others
Critical Rating: AAAA
Genre: Golden Age
Boring story, but this disk has talent coming out the ass!
Actually titled, "Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Female Athletes ... But Were Too Excited To Ask" - a clue to its 1979 vintage - this story features fledgling magazine publisher Annette Haven in most of the film's 10 sex scenes, as she converts boyfriend Paul Thomas' male sports magazine to one covering female athletes - and boosts circulation radically.
Sadly, this DVD's boxcover barely scratches the surface of the classic stars involved. Unmentioned are several women who are household names among early porn fans, and each comes through with hot action, right up to the orgy finale. Look for Cris Cassidy, Jesie St. James, Richard Pacheco and John Seeman to pair up nicely in the swimming pool, and pool-shark Dorothy LeMay and gal-pal tackling Jon Martin and drinking buddy on the green velvet.