Released: Feb 01st, 2005
Running Time: 180
Director: Tony T.
Company: Anabolic Video Productions
Cast: Brian Surewood, Chaquita Lopez, Nautica Thorn, Mary Jane (II), Ariana Jollee, Kayla Marie, Lucy Lee, Melissa Lauren, Tony T., Joel Lawrence, Katja Kassin, Scott Nails, Jada Fire, Asia (I), Katin
Critical Rating: AAAA
Multiple copies in the obvious sections, though Red State retailers might want to proceed with caution.
At its roughest, and this one gets very rough, I Wanna Get Face Fucked is the porn equivalent of being punched out. That's how hard-hitting - literally at times - and well, in your face it is.
As you might guess from the title (and the production company), IWGFF, directed by thug stud/neophyte director Tony T., is an unholy concoction of deep throat tonsil thrashing, cacophonous circus sealing, anaconda-like drool snakes, distended cheeks, teary eyes, smeared mascara, bitch slapping, nose pinching and of course, spunk splattered faces.
And just to make sure that all-oral rigor mortis doesn't settle in, Mr. T., who directs as hard as he fucks, varies the drill by tossing in generous amounts of high-voltage cunt and crapper pounding, d.p.s. and double A's.
Definitely not girly-man porn, as the rear box cover warns.
Four of the 10 scenes just scald with demonic-like energy. Tony and a strap-on-wearing Jada Fire gang up on slave girl Katin in scene two, while Brian Surewood and Scott Nails do the same to Chaquita Lopez in scene five. Tony, meanwhile, returns in scene eight for a blistering grudge bang with German wild woman Katja Kassin. As tough as that act is to follow, the barnburner that ensues, in which Surewood and Joel Lawrence piggishly pummel French fuck Melissa Lauren into submission, pulls it off. It may not be pretty, but it's as hard-edged as anything you've likely ever seen.
Pre-noms: Best Oral-Themed Title; Best Threeway (Jada Fire, Katin, Tony T.; Melissa Lauren, Brian Surewood, Joel Lawrence); Best Coupling (Katja Kassin & Tony T.)