Released: Feb 01st, 2005
Running Time: 131
Company: Belladonna Entertainment
Distribution Companies: Evil Angel
Cast: Ryan Conner, Kimberly Kane, Melissa Lauren, Belladonna, Roxy Jezel, Kayla Marie, Julie Night, Isobel, Katja Kassin
Critical Rating: AAAA
Striking title, striking box cover and the Belladonna/Evil Angel pedigrees equal a couple copies in your all-girl section.
Clocking in at close to four hours, the two-disc version of Belladonna's all-girl My Ass is Haunted certainly gives retail customers their money's worth as far as length goes.
As for content, while not every minute is scintillating, there's enough inspired action to warrant a superior rating. And nothing is more inspired -or wicked - than the Roxy Jezel/Katja Kassin closer. Attired, however briefly, as nuns, these two tarts do themselves and all of each other's holes with very, well, unholy Jesus-on-the-Cross dils. Jezel really gets into the role, mouthing one sacrilege after another in her clipped, sexy Brit accent, telling Kassin at one point as she drills her ass with the crucifix, "Show Jesus how much you love him." One of the best blasphemous porn scenes of recent vintage, sure to outrage religious right types who are convinced that adult is all one big satanic plot anyway.
The first two scenes - Kimberly Kane/Julie Night and Melissa Lauren/Kayla Marie - are hot and kinky enough, though the pacing is a bit too lackadaisical for this reviewer's taste.
The bonus disc, meanwhile, includes two lengthy sequences, featuring a pregnant Belladonna getting it on with the rarely seen (these days) Ryan Conner and someone named Isobel. That action, too, is a bit too relaxed, though it should certainly appeal to consumers with pregnancy fetishes starved for that kind of very niche product.
Pre-noms: Best All-Girl Feature; Best Girl-Girl Scene (Jezel & Kassin); Best DVD Menus; Best Box Cover Concept.