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Love Sucks ? Then You Die

Released: Feb 01st, 2005
Running Time: 95
Director: Jerome Tanner
Company: Legend Video
Cast: Shy Love, Roxanne Hall, Joel Lawrence, Lauren Phoenix, Juliann More, Haley Paige, Manuel Ferrara, Jasmin (I), Marco Duato, Evan Stone
Critical Rating: AAA
Genre: Feature

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Hit-and-miss sex and drugs adventure.

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Critical Rating: AAA

This here's the story of a girl (Haley) who smuggles drugs in her ass for a boy who tells her that he loves her. She gets popped by border patrol agents, who remove the bags from her butt and replace them with Customs cock. Close out with a load splashed all over her pussy, and you have some classic American-style jizzstice.

Turns out that they didn't get all the drugs out of her ass, and Haley dies of an overdose before the cum on her soft skin has time to dry. She becomes an angel, who is shepherded by another angel, played Mr. Frank Bukkwyd.

It's a slow-moving plot, which would be acceptable if the sex was more consistent. (Perhaps it had something to do with the heat, since everyone seems to be sweating profusely.) The production is weak for a Jerome Tanner title, too. The videography is shaky and the lighting uneven. Redeemable? Yes. Outstanding? No.


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Shy Love
Roxanne Hall
Joel Lawrence
Lauren Phoenix
Juliann More
Haley Paige
Manuel Ferrara
Jasmin (I)
Marco Duato
Evan Stone
Jerome Tanner


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