Released: Apr 01st, 2005
Running Time: 94
Director: Andre Madness
Company: Kick Ass Pictures
Cast: Valentino (I), Talon (I), Isabel Ice, Seth Dickens, Rod Fontana, Tony Tedeschi, Annie Cruz, Vincent Vega, Liza Harper
Critical Rating: AAAA
Gangbang section/cream pie section.
Kick Ass has certainly delved deep into the recesses of erotica's cesspool lately. Despite plumbing shock-value perversions, that irresistible satirical edge is still intact. Madness allows his performers unlimited artistic license as they "lampoon" sleazy pornographers gaining access to all three entrances of unsuspecting "models," hence the title. For the stroker who just can't make up their mind where to pop - it's hard-on heaven!
Isabel Ice, the working definition of the term "slag" (a compliment, here) imbibes her scene with delectable damaged-goods gloriousness. She even manages dignity after Valentino wipes his ass with her face repeatedly. Her erotic endurance eclipses the two remaining scenes.
Pre-nom for Best Specialty Release - Other, for covering so many bases.