Released: May 01st, 2005
Running Time: 115
Director: Coffee Ron
Company: Extreme Associates
Cast: Coffee Ron, Gen Padova, Julie Night, Taylor Rain, Raylie Dean, Gia Paloma, Tyla Wynn, Shilo, Melissa Lauren
Critical Rating: AA
The return of this notorious series may make for some movement (especially with Taylor on the cover), if, that is, anyone in the flighty here-today, gone-tomorrow porn demographic even remembers it or cares.
Takes a lot to gross out this reviewer, but the first new installment in some time of the notorious Slap Happy oral line did it without even breaking a sweat. Do not watch it on a full stomach.
Scenes with unknown Raylie Dean, but especially Melissa Lauren, feature cock-in-throat-induced barfing and frequent shots of all types of rude regurgitated substances in a nearby toilet bowl. The vomit really flies, Exorcist-style, in Lauren's scene, and at one point she's even made to scrap some of it up and do that finger lickin' good thing. In the opener with Julie Night, meanwhile, we're treated to the sight of Rob Black spewing chewing tobacco juice in her face.
Hey, we're down with Big Drool - it gets us really hot - but does anyone really get off on this other stuff apart from the shock value? Not to sound like girly-men or anything. ?
The six remaining scenes, all featuring seriously tattooed, beer gutted Coffee Ron, are pretty standard fare face fucking with lots of drool and toilet dunking, but for something called Slap Happy, surprisingly not a whole lot of slapping. The most intense turn is Gia Paloma's, who's way into the abuse and who emits tonsil thrashing sounds at ear bleed levels -it's more comical than anything - while the one scene that actually like put lead in our pencil (what a concept) was Taylor Rain's, just cause she's so goddamn good looking.