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Teen Pussy Patrol

Released: May 01st, 2005
Running Time: 124
Directors: Tristan Seagal, Sarah Twain
Company: White Ghetto Films
Distribution Companies: Devil's Film
Critical Rating: AA
Genre: Gonzo

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Critical Rating: AA

Stoopid set-up, generic all-Euro girl action, really bad editing. Sound like fun?

Sarah Twain drives around, pretending to pick up girls to take home to fuck with dils. What makes this insipid is that while half the time, the action is POV, the rest of the way a second camera shoots Twain with camcorder in hand, feigning to capture the action. And that just looks silly.

The sex is about as assembly line as it gets, scarcely giving off a whit of heat as the girls, while admittedly attractive, seemingly just go through the motions.

As if that's not bad enough, things are made worse by some uncommonly jarring editing which takes the viewer right out of whatever masturbatory groove he or she was in. Not that there are many opportunities for that here, mind you.

And oh yeah, one more thing. If these girls are teens, than this Woodstock generation reviewer is 21 again.


 

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Devil's Film
White Ghetto Films
Tristan Seagal
Sarah Twain

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