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Porn Wars: Episode 3

Released: Apr 01st, 2007
Running Time: 103
Director: Kovi
Companies: Private U.S.A., Pure Play Media
Cast: Antonio Ross, Tera Bond, Victoria Swinger, Lauro Giotto, Tiffany Rousso, Liz Honey, Sabrina Rose (I), Barbara Summer, Vanessa Hill, Horst Baron
Critical Rating: AAAAA
Genre: Feature

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SYNOPSIS

Director Kovi’s third chapter in his re-imagining of the popular Star Wars franchise finds Jodi Knights Antonio Ross and Choky Ice rescuing Commander Tera Bond

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Critical Rating: AAAAA
Director Kovi’s third chapter in his re-imagining of the popular Star Wars franchise finds Jodi Knights Antonio Ross and Choky Ice rescuing Commander Tera Bond from the clutches of evil Empress Victoria Swinger and Seth Lord Horst Baron. Ross, weakened by an inner struggle with the dark side, is unaware that he has been bugged by the Seths and allowed to escape.

With the location of the last Jodi base finally revealed, Empress Swinger prepares to Al-Qaeda the shit out of it with a ship full of explosives flown in by Lord Baron. Swinger’s underling Vanessa Hill finds the plan flawed. "He (Baron) will die with the explosion," she points out. "He wouldn’t like that plan very much." Swinger calms Hill’s nerves by shoving a crystal-like dildo up her snatch while lapping at her asshole.

Despite being pleased by the warmth of Swinger’s tongue, Hill is disturbed by the Empress’s cold-blooded nature. Hill sends her servant Barbara Summer to warn the Jodi about Swinger’s plan. Summer establishes trust by allowing Ice to dig for mynocks in her colon. After taking Ice’s pop on her chest, she takes the Jodi to Swinger’s headquarters where she, Bond and Ross exchange blows with Swinger and Seth Lord Giotto in the climatic finale.

Although the performers accents are thicker than Chewbacca’s coat and the plot has become about as muddy as the waters in the Dagobah system, the Porn Wars series continues to be more fun than a barrel of wookies. And, still, not an Ewok in sight!

Pre-nom: Best Foreign Feature.

Retailing: Complete the triology.

 

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Private U.S.A.
Pure Play Media
Antonio Ross
Tera Bond
Victoria Swinger
Lauro Giotto
Tiffany Rousso
Liz Honey
Sabrina Rose (I)
Barbara Summer
Vanessa Hill
Horst Baron
Kovi

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