Released: May 01st, 2005
Running Time: 80
Director: Jim Powers
Company: Multimedia Pictures
Cast: Johnny Zinn, Dave Hardman, Chelsea Zinn, Isabel Ice, Kori Rush, Alec Knight, Gia Paloma, Johnny Thrust (I)
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
A good recommendation for folks who like a dose of good humor while watching big things get stuffed into pussies and assholes.
Some girls never learned that they weren't supposed to put anything bigger than a breadbox into their pussies. Some of those girls grew up to be porn stars and appear on this video.
Isabel has an impressive collection of toys in a wide range of sizes, but she seems to like her stallion sized dildo the best. Gia Paloma stuffs rubber chickens, a rubber hand, a rubber foot and a baseball bat into whatever slot will accommodate them.
Chelsea Zinn plays Twister until Johnny Thrust wedges broom and a chainsaw mounted dildos into her cunt. Finally, Kori Rush celebrates the moment by placing white taper candles into her love hole and then lighting them.
Each scene is accompanied by a "cool jazz" soundtrack and introduced by cleverly naughty subtitles. The DVD has a large still gallery, although the quality of some images is disappointing.