Released: Jan 01st, 2007
Running Time: 124
Director: Rodney Moore
Cast: Marie (I), Laurie Vargas, Rodney Moore, Ophelia Unit, Katrina (I), Ember, Cherry Poppins
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
If Ernie Kovaks made porn movies back in the 1950s it would be in silly sexual comic situations like Rodney Moore's work today. This hairy girl release is no exception.
Titles like Hangers and Whores (where a girl - aptly named Ophelia Unit - needs a coat hanger to break into her locked car) work well as so scenarios like a drooling shoe salesman, playing a Howard Ramone character, and other frankly harebrained themes. But damnit, they work for this lecherous bushman, and he ends up plowing these unclipped cuties for the dumbest of reasons.
Retailing: Fits on amateur, hirsute and comedy shelves, and anywhere Rodney Moore products may already reside.