Released: Jun 01st, 2005
Running Time: 148
Director: Tim Von Swine
Company: Vince Vouyer Productions
Distribution Companies: Red Light District
Cast: Steve Holmes (I), Randy Spears, Saana, Devin Valencia, Jasmine Byrne, John Strong, Erik Everhard, Keri Sable, Michael Stefano, Kat (I), Tiffany Hopkins
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Keri, Keri, Keri.
Don't be scared kiddies. That intimidating title which evokes images of what - colon rose gross-outs? - merely refers to gape, of which, in all fairness, there's really no more here than in dozens of other anal titles (and less than in some we can think of).
The female cast of unknown newbies and up and comers get anally impaled by the Red Light/Plat X wrecking crew with an assist from Living Porno Legend Randy Spears, with the hottest scene being the last. It features - now see if you can guess going by the above cast list - gorgeous teen glamour puss Keri Sable, but of course (though you might surmise Jasmine Byrne), soon to be seen only in tamer features, so get her really raunchy while you still can. Too bad then that just when we thought it was safe not to get queasy, Keri is asked at scene's end to display her O Ring Blowout, but instead of gape, we're treated to the sight of what look like big ugly blisters. Wonder if they were a factor in her deciding to sign with that couples-oriented company?