Lame-ass, assembly-line, almost amateur-quality gonzo, reminding this reviewer just how boring sex can be to watch when done this poorly.

Four virtually heatless anal scenes are connected by Van Damage as a rectal rooter man making service stops as he drives around Vegas. Too much clowning around during the boffing, frequently disjointed pacing and Damage's jaded lack of sexual enthusiasm all add up to one of the least impressive titles these eyes have seen in some time.

The only noteworthy things about it are good-looking, muscled-up new guy Christian, who should seriously consider relocating to Chatsworth, and a surprise sex appearance by Davia Ardell, who's rarely been seen since her mid-to-late '90s heyday.

Big deal. Taken as a whole, can't believe they still make porn this insipid.