The Girls of Amateur Pages 5

Released: Jul 01st, 2005
Running Time: 120
Director: Antonio Rey
Company: CinemaPlay Entertainment
Cast: Mary Carey, Summer (I), Mandy (I), Others, Stacy (I)
Critical Rating: AA 1/2
Genre: Specialty

SYNOPSIS

A dozen girls on the box cover oughtta light somebody\'s lamp.

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REVIEWS

Critical Rating: AA 1/2

During the course of this two-hour solo extraveganza, we began wondering: What precisely is Amateur Pages? Where do they get these girls? Is that Mary Carey? It sure looks like ... yes, it is Mary Carey! Why do these so-called amateur girls look like professional strippers? Are there any Cheetos left in the pantry? What time is it in Perth, Australia?

Obviously this boredom-imposed reverie wasn't doing us any good, and neither was the DVD. We did a little Net surfing and discovered that CinemaPlay Entertainment is the DVD distribution arm of Adult.com, a network of 110 pay sites with 40 million visitors each month. No wonder they have to crank out product without so much as a care to content; that machine needs to be fed brother! Not once do any of these chicks lose themselves and roll their eyes up in orgasmic frenzy - they remain dry and detached, just diddling through the motions.