Malory hails from the "goth chic with body tats" school. Though a wispy li'l thang, her attitude is anything but timorous. Danny, a strapping lad, finds himself playing the footlight parade to her impromptu off-off Broadway rendition of Stomp. He really digs her heels, especially when they dig into his chest. Danny Boy responds by fetishing her lithe gams and is finally rewarded with a whack job from ten little piggies.