Released: Jul 01st, 2005
Running Time: 90
Director: Jill Kelly
Company: Jill Kelly Productions
Cast: Cindy Crawford, Ashton Moore, Nikki Benz, Tyra Banxxx, Jenna Haze
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Plenty of fans like their glamour spoon-fed, so we definitely recommend LL&L for that crowd.
The cast is uniformly solid, with a commendable work ethic - they've got their hip-grinding and sultry eye contact acts down pat. All the better to cavort around in a plethora of eye-catching sets (resembling hue-soaked variety show versions of the archetypical go-go bar, cabaret, dressing room, etc.). In fact, aside from the lack of authentic gut-wrenching passion, there's absolutely nothing to dislike!
Call us cynical, but all the lipstick, lingerie and lighting (lots of lighting: neon, noir, you name it) doesn't disguise the fact that another tepid crotch-slobbin' vid has escaped the mill. Of course, an optimist would call this half-assed review a compliment.