Released: Jul 01st, 2005
Running Time: 112
Director: Ivan (II)
Company: Evolution Erotica
Cast: Isabel Ice, Kat (I), Alias, Kris Slater, Dirty Harry, Kami Andrews, Sascha, Kelly Wells, Gia Paloma
Critical Rating: AAAAA
Front and center in your Evolution section. Stock and re-stock this one.
This super-cute comedy parodies the Tobe Hooper-directed horror classic The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, giving it a porno twist. Here, Kami Andrews stars in her first feature as Texas, a crazy matriarch of a crazy family, who, via infomercial, lures porn stars to her ranch so she can make them into chili. It's rare that a movie with fucking this hard is this funny, and director Ivan shows great skill. It's a fun commentary on the whole mainstreaming of porn phenomenon with the victims/porn starlets being told that they can just say no to extracurricular sex and become more than the anal whores that they are. "I will make you something better, by any means necessary!" Andrews emotes.
It's an Evolution vid, so there's a damn lot of anal, and it's all pretty good with the highlights being Kelly Wells anal bout with Sascha and a hilarious threeway with "five time best anal scene nominee" Gia Paloma, begging for cock in her ass, and Andrews and Sascha not allowing it.
Pre-nom for Best Comedy, Kami Andrews for Best Actress - Video and Dirty Harry for Best Supporting Actor - Video, the Wells/Sascha for Best Anal Sex Scene - Video and the Andrews/Gia Paloma/Sascha scene for Best Threeway.