When you've got a fully functional cookie cutter intro, why bother with creativity? Each sweet young thing introduces herself and assures viewers that she is going to "lick it, suck it and fuck it," or some minor variant on that theme. Then she draws attention to her genitals and ascends a staircase with the camera hanging on her every move.

Once near a couch and a cock, Nicole Brazzle makes noise constantly. She's super cute but that hillbilly drawl has a time limit. Liza Harper, on the other hand, is all business and keeps her conversation short. After showing off her light growth of pubic hair she confidently sets to work on John West's cock in the best scene of the release.

Don't let your attention wander during the automatic slideshow, because it waits for no man.