Released: Jul 01st, 2005
Running Time: 90
Director: Anton Slayer
Company: Cal Vista
Distribution Companies: Metro Media
Cast: Harmony Rose, Austin Kincaid, Brett Rockman, Jenaveve Jolie, Kelly Erikson, Steven St. Croix, Jean Val Jean (I), Taylor Rain, Lee Stone
Critical Rating: AAA
Nice looking, but fairly standard stuff.
Right up front, Erikson's character Christina Ramsey tells you about her "desire to fuck people out of their money." She came to this decision after spending two years in law school, where she was being taught to "fuck people out of their money." Yes, there's a difference, as Outcall Confessions makes clear.
In the grand Fliessian tradition, Ramsey started a highly successful empire of whores, and we're gonna find out all about it. Erikson's Midwestern-accented narration is hilarious, but when she gets down to business with Steven St. Croix's toll up her poop chute there's nothing to laugh about. Exotic hard body Jenaveve Jolie heats things up with Jean Val Jean, and Taylor Rain mercifully keeps her "acting" to a minimum and delves right into a nasty scene with Rockman.
What with the groovy, smooth jazz soundtrack, the whole thing seems like a flashback to early 1980s porn.