Released: Aug 01st, 2005
Running Time: 133
Director: François (I)
Cast: Vanessa Lane, Anthony Hardwood, Nomi, Alec Knight, Trina Michaels, Rick Masters, Pamela Princess, Van Damage, Michelle Banks, Steven French, Others
Critical Rating: AAA
The lovely Vanessa Lane on the front cover, the action shots on the rear and the Mayhem pedigree make this one look a lot hotter than it really is.
While not a MILF title, the youngish pretend housewives here - and to be fair, their male partners - in general fuck like they're at least 10 years older and in need of a Geritol infusion (the director should take a swig, too).
Cause while Mayhem produced it, mayhem hardly describes the quality of the rote suck/fuck/anal action in five scenes - three b/g pairings and two b/g/b trysts - featuring knowns and lesser lights mouthing forced lines ("My husband's nothing compared to you.") in unnecessary little vignettes.
If the DOA Pamela Princess/Van Damage coupling is the flattest of an uninspired lot, then the damn near always electric Trina Michaels provides the most flag-raising sparks in her d.p. closer.
Pre-nom that very boob-a-licious babe for Best New Starlet.