Dr. Suzy, an Ivy League-educated woman, became a controversial sex therapist, using live subjects (and herself) to perform explicit acts on her radio/cable TV shows.

From afar, it sounds kind of amusing. Once seen it looks like a very sad joke. Ostensibly a documentary, Squirt Salon is nothing more than a laboriously protracted exercise in narcissism. Sounding outright stoned, Block sits around on a couch (with naked guests) vacuously chatting up callers via a cordless headset and urging her company to masturbate themselves into orgiastic squirting sessions.

Every once in a while they discuss/reveal the G-spot, but almost no useful information is imparted. Eventually, Block decides that the dignified way to end her lesson is to squirt on a picture of Bush and then the American flag. Hey, Suzie: we're not big on Dubbya either, but this nonsense is downright puerile, sugar.