Call it "Porn meets 'Waiting For Godot.'" As this strange-but-(somewhat)-true story unfolds, Randy Spears is way late for his call time - and watching Markman "work around" that is what makes this hilarious. (Well, that, and Mike Horner in drag as Frank Bukkwyd's mom.)

Bukkwyd is psyched to play opposite Spears, but Markman sneaks Tommy Gunn (and later Reno) in to do the scene with Bukkwyd's supposedly real-life wife, Tyra Banxxx. Then there's the "sex surrogate" (Kelly Wells) Bukkwyd hires to cure his impotence. But it's Kyle Stone who gets to fuck her every which way, with a facial finish.

Pre-Nom: Best Sex Comedy.

Retailing: It's comic heaven with the decently hot sex.