Released: Oct 01st, 2005
Running Time: 99
Director: Simon Saint
Company: Saint Entertainment
Cast: Kris Knight, Vanessa Lane, Richard Raymond, Trent Saluri, Kelly Kline, Jack Venice, Marco (I), Nautica Thorn, Lauren Phoenix, Melissa Lauren
Critical Rating: AAA
This formulaic, by the numbers offering from director Simon Saint reads like an imitation of porn; it has some beautiful people performing all the right moves, but still fails to inspire. Even narrator Vanessa Lane appears the imitation of a porn star, annoyingly acting out all the nuances of how she thinks a porn girl would act, but it winds up going down like treacle.
The put-on moans of the bored-looking Kelly Kline start things off, followed by the blah Melissa Lauren stupidly rubbing herself with strawberries. Nautica Thorn and Otto Bauer, thankfully, heat things up with a fantastically energetic reverse cowgirl followed by a hot anal scene with the vocally charged Lauren Phoenix.
Retailing: Stick this on your low-rent shelf next to all the other bland white people fucking.