Released: Nov 01st, 2005
Running Time: 90
Director: Frank Thring
Company: Private U.S.A.
Distribution Companies: Pure Play Media
Cast: Honey Winter, Vyona, Clark (I), Others, Lara Stevens, Alf, Kathy Anderson, Karla Romano, Jon Axe, Kitty Sixx, James Bull, Kathy Blue
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
In the old days of cinema they used to use Vaseline on the lens to make the stars look sexy. In Masturbatrix they use Photoshop filters and the stars use Vaseline for the sex. (Bada Boom! Thanks, we'll be here all month.)
Since one man's "over-the-friggin'-top" is another man's "visual feast," we're taking the higher road and hereby prenoming Masturbatrix for Videography, Editing and Art Direction (Video). That said, the actual content left us as cold as it looked in the Lesbian Vampire's Dungeon? just one of the visually-driven scenarios comprising the twentieth volume of this successful franchise. Private's [unspoken] pact with their viewership is to provide a consistent stream of Euro-babes entangled in multi-partner encounters (heavy on ass-fucking and facials). Hell, that's not a bad contract - on paper.
Retailing: Added-value provided by a "collectible" slipcase.