A girl wants to do porn, but she doesn't have a guy. She's gotta head to Maximum Grind, to be a pimped out bride. Alright, the words don't flow as well as Xzibit's rhymes, but it hardly matters because this release parodies MTV's popular series, Pimp My Ride, in name only. However, that doesn't mean that there isn't some solid shagging taking place. Holly Wellin bangs a black guy to make her boyfriend jealous, and she enjoys riding Sylvio cowgirl so much that she almost accidentally falls off of him. After her thorough poke, Wellin even appears to swallow Sylvio's load. Sylvio moves on to Lori Alexia next, in a makeshift strip club. Alexia's body is nearly flawless, and the pair's scene is quite stroke-worthy. Monique Madison's gangbang runs long, but one must give Rick Masters, Scott Lyons and Andrew time to nut. Madison never misses a beat. Finally, Shayna Knight looks fantastic and delivers a sloppy and noisy b.j. to Lyons before welcoming the only anal/A2M performance.

Retailing: This is suited more for raincoaters.