If you ever wondered what wine goes best with anal sex, turn to the con-ass-sieurs at Private. Director Conrad Son loves to shoot in lovely European locales, and manages to toss in some pretty searing fuck scenes between the travelogue.

Of course, it's not all just ripe grapes and riper women, there's a plot involving "two feuding families who use passion, adultery and depravity in order to get control of the wine business." Who knew butt fucking could help you gain control of a centuries-old vino concern? Apparently it works, as these gorgeous women prove.

Pre-nom: Best Anal Sex Scene, Mya Diamond

Retailing: Stunning trollops and hot sex amid beautiful Spanish scenery.