"All I want is eight inches of your marriage, and I want you to shove it right down my throat!" Now, if you don't believe the art of dialogue in porn is dead, you should watch 1980's Secrets of a Willing Wife, where that utterance and several others just like it are bound to prove you wrong.

The story or a marriage gone wrong and one woman's journey to reclaim her sexuality, this feature is full of some interesting sex. At least there's plenty of it, so you won't get bored.

It's not the greatest film in the world, but it's certainly entertaining, either intentionally or unintentionally. The transfer is OK, if a little dark, but the production value isn't bad at all.

Retailing: Fans of vintage porn will like it, and there's plenty of cheeseball entertainment to sell.