We have no idea what this gonzo video wants to be, and we don't think the producers do either. The editor includes way too much of the pre-scene interviews. Lingerie figures prominently in the title and on the cover, but it is never focused on or referenced in the production.

Three of the scenes contain nothing special in the way of basic pumping before a lot of time is taken covering the girls' tits with crap. Leslie Zen gets hot-dog fixin's, Michelle B. gets mud, and Austin Kincaid gets everything in Damian's refrigerator: ranch dressing, mustard, chopped garlic, salsa, grated cheese, jelly, chocolate and beer. She was a great sport about it. And it looks as appetizing at is sounds.

All this, and boring fucking. Zen and B. spend their individual scenes entirely in a reverse cowgirl. Kincaid is vocal but bland. Only Chennin Blanc's scene with Cheyne Collins has any real fire or energy.

Retailing: The food fetishists might find this tasty.