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Butt Blassted!

Released: Dec 01st, 2005
Running Time: 139
Director: Thomas Zupko
Company: Excessive Entertainment
Distribution Companies: VCA Pictures
Cast: Tiffany Mynx, Lauren Phoenix, Joe Friday, Reina Leone, Tony T., Hillary Scott, Denis Marti
Critical Rating: AAAA 1/2
Genre: Gonzo

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Critical Rating: AAAA 1/2

This is basically the renaming and continuation of that superb, AVN Award-winning anal line that Zupko used to do for another company, one filled with brawny, oil-soaked booties getting brutally banged. You know the one. Doesn't really matter under whose roof Zupko does his thing, however, as Butt Blassted! is as chock full of remarkably animalistic pornography as was its prior incarnations.

Three of its five scenes, all b/g couplings save the closing threeway, just flat-out burn, baby.

The opener features Porn Valley national treasure Tiffany Mynx, looking more mouth-watering than ever in head to toe black - sunglasses, shiny boots, fetish gloves and form-fitting micro-mini - first engaging in some load-blowing tease (love how she finger fucks her oil-soaked dress right into her tight shitter), then getting savagely pounded in her throat, pussy and backdoor by hardnosed Tony T.

The closer, meanwhile, has gorgeous, curve-crazy Nicki Hunter - one of the toughest, scorched earth sexual performers around - getting nailed in all three holes by real-life hubby Jason Horne and Mr. T, then taking near-simultaneous loads on her fine, fine face. Seeing a physical specimen this awesome reveling in her utter debauchment is pure porno bliss.

As impressive as her and Mynx's scenes are though, the real showstopper belongs to filthy little Hillary Scott, who will make even the most hardened porn hounds blush with her unabashed, World Class trash talking. "I'm a dirty filthy motherfucking ass fucking whore," she repeats over and over, like some sort of mantra inspired by the Dark Gods, all but fisting her ass, her voice steadily rising from a whisper to an in-your-face scream.

The only thing that shuts her up, in fact, is T's stiff tool, which he shoves through the fishnet mask she wears and down her throat for some of the loudest, hardest face fucking action of the year, then into her cunt and finally, of course, her ass before the inevitable facial. Zupko closes things out with a little PA2M - panties to ass to mouth action.

Scenes with Lauren Phoenix and Reina Leone are squirtable also (the latter takes just a massive glazing), but maybe not quite as much so as the barnburning turns by Mynx, Hunter and, of course, Scott, our fave little whore of the moment.

Pre-noms: Best Anal-Themed Title; Best Sex Scene Coupling, Tiffany Mynx and Tony T.; Best Sex Scene Coupling, Hillary Scott and Tony T.; Best Threeway, Nicki Hunter, Jason Horne and Tony T.; Best Tease Sequence, Tiffany Mynx; Best Tease Sequence, Hillary Scott; Female Performer of the Year, Nicki Hunter.

Retailing: Ass-licious cover girls Mynx and Phoenix should draw 'em in, so display prominently and stock deep in your new releases and anal sections.


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VCA Pictures
Excessive Entertainment
Hillary Scott
Tiffany Mynx
Joe Friday
Tony T.
Denis Marti
Lauren Phoenix
Reina Leone
Thomas Zupko


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