Released: Dec 01st, 2005
Running Time: 90
Company: Kick Ass Pictures
Cast: Valentino (I), Bianca Pureheart, Nikki Hilton, Ashley Jordan, Lexi Love, Sunshine (I), Van Damage, Kris Knight, Seth Dickens, Lee Stone
Critical Rating: AAA
The Kick Ass Pussy Pump removes air, from the clear cup covering the pussy making the lips swell. Since enlarged genitalia indicates sexual arousal this procedure implies these chicks are hot. Ron Jeremy endorses the product and claims the pussies are tighter and sweeter to taste then puff pastry. Perhaps he is right. Bianca Pureheart's pussy swells like bread baking in an oven and it looks hot. Van Damage has the pleasure of entering her and he readily dumps a load.
Retailing: Prominently display the boxcover.