Released: Dec 01st, 2005
Running Time: 150
Company: Ultra Hard
Distribution Companies: New Breed
Cast: Kelly Wells, Trina Michaels, Nicki Hunter, Leah Luv
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
The title of this series is a bit confusing - it has nothing to do with the artistry of directing porn, it refers to the plot set-up. Dudes keep dropping by director Kangpin's crib trying to get in on some porn star action. Kangpin tells them they can't handle a porn star, and they set about proving him wrong. Frankly, this part is lame in both concept and execution - but once the fucking starts, all is forgiven.
Kelly Wells turns in one of her craziest performances yet, moaning lines like "God loves me and Satan loves me too!" as she gets stuffed by two cocks and two dildos at once. By the end she's a spent ragdoll, with her red face coated in spit, tears, smeared makeup and semen.
Jailbait dream Leah Luv is also great sucking two dicks while hanging upside-down, then in a standing d.p. sandwich. Nicki Hunter does double anal and squirts.
Retailing: Confusing title aside, this is shaping up to be a great multiple-input series.