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Fuck Face

Released: Dec 01st, 2005
Running Time: 140
Company: Critical X
Cast: Lisa Stern, Brancy Moon, Candi (I), Tina Butt, Gena Marble, Penny Lane, Linda (I), Raquel Fox, Elizabeth Lynn, Jessica Kerves, Mimi Knox, Stacy Seen, Sugar Love, Betty Moon, Others
Critical Rating: AAA
Genre: All-Sex

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Critical Rating: AAA

Recall the wisdom of that penultimate couch potato Homer Simpson-who moaned while randomly flipping his remote control: "Boh-ring!... BOH-RING!" That's all we could think of as this tedious imported hummerathon unspooled. Most of the scenes are double headers preceded by icy solos. More frosty singularities populate the bonus material. POV shot are conspicuously absent.

Technically, there isn't a thing wrong with Fuck Face, which makes the experience all the more unsatisfactory (though "factory" has a lot to do with it). The girls are cute, natural, and know how to suck the big one. The guys provide the ammo and pull the triggers. Yet the whole thing plays like a 21 gun salute with blanks. No energy; no life can be found behind these eyes. Jaded at such a tender age-how sad.

Retailing: Eye-catching foil-embossed cover.


 

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Critical X
Elizabeth Lynn
Stacy Seen
Raquel Fox
Gena Marble
Lisa Stern
Others
Mimi Knox
Linda (I)
Tina Butt
Betty Moon
Jessica Kerves
Penny Lane
Candi (I)
Sugar Love
Brancy Moon

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