Released: Jan 01st, 2006
Running Time: 85
Director: Roy Karch
Cast: Kevin James (I), Penny Morgan, Summer Rose, Peter North, Erica Boyer, Tom Byron, Kristarrah Barrington
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Genre: Golden Age
There are two things that can be immediately gleaned from the Golden Age feature Grand Opening. The first is, in 1985, everyone in the porn industry weighed about 70 lbs, making them look nearly emaciated. The second is that opening a mall makes one pretty horny.
This particular feature is notable for a couple of reasons. It features mid-'80s superstar Erica Boyer, looking lovely as ever, another is that it features future Hall-of-Famers Tom Byron and Peter North, looking like kids. North is especially energetic, and his turbo mullet must be seen to be believed.
The sex is pretty average, but this period piece is definitely of a specific time and place, one that should be preserved in the amber of pornography past. Watch it, it's a kick.
Retailing: '80s period classic should delight more than a few.