Hang onto your hearts, lads, lest you find them destroyed by these trannies. If chicks with dicks is your cup of meat, rest assured, Gia Darling is the Walt Disney of the genre. In this edition she serves up a bevy of he-shes, some so passable it's downright shocking.

Ana Julia has a face many porn chicks would die for (this was once a boy?!), and an unnamed black stud rises to the occasion for the lady, invading her manhole with gusto. The ass on Melissa is a force to be reckoned with (again, it ranks with almost any real female keester in the business), and you better believe it's reckoned with by some guy who slams the hell out of the thing on a balcony high above the glittering Pacific Ocean. Stunning Gia herself takes on an actual fan (he's shot from the chest down), giving a civilian a chance to see what real live porn is like. She sucks, she jacks, and everybody goes away satisfied. Yes, it's all a bit of a mind fuck, but if God didn't want women to have penises, he wouldn't have created hormone shots. Or something.

Retailing: Tranny fans will go for this one.