In honor of Cherise's unique, southern hairstyle - clean pussy and taint but a furry ring around her dark star, a new name is needed - we nominate the Paraguayan, as it's close to a Brazilian, but not as clean.
Cherise's husband, Alex, brings a lot of guy-next-door to the program, particularly if you live next door to a pudgy, hairy guy with prominent scars.
If the sex gets too boring for you and you realize that the DVD has no feature to let you skip ahead in the scene other than holding down the fast-forward button, you could always turn the volume up really loud and try to guess what movie is playing in the background on the hotel TV set.
Not all the scenes have television as the soundtrack. Some of them have the radio on in a charmingly innocent say-hello-to-copyright-infringement way.
We suspect this is what porn would look like if your local church group produced it.
Retailing: A pretty girl with a short, furry husband, if you have a shelf for that.