I Can't Believe I Took the Whole Thing 10

Released: Apr 01st, 2007
Running Time: 141
Director: Brother Love
Cast: Rachell Ann, Misty Dawn, Kaycee Dean, Satine Phoenix, Shane Diesel, India Summer
Critical Rating: AAAA
Genre: Gonzo

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Critical Rating: AAAA

Fittingly subtitled "Almost Too Big," Shane Diesel's latest talent showcase pits him against five young white girls as short vignettes lead – in one way or another – to the promised land of tanned poontan?.

All the girls have performed before, but none more than a dozen times total. As such, Diesel's dick is undoubtedly their largest experience, and their pleasant (if painful) surprise is echoed in the DVD's title.

India Summer, Phoenix, Satine, share body-types and the disc's best scenes, while Rachell Ann and Misty Dawn are beautifully pale and voluminous.

Forty-four minutes of bonuses rule!

Pre-nom for Shane Diesel as Male Performer of the Year.

Retailing: I can't believe you won't sell a bunch!